Does John
tinkering in his shed turn you on?
Is your boat floated by the idea of Sherlock
putting his socks in order?
THEN WELCOME TO THE DULL-O-DROME!
This is THE place for your NO HOLDS BARRED humdrum, mundane, bland Sherlock fantasies.
Submissions welcome. The more Bland, the better.
NB: Over 18s only. Explicit Blandness.
Continue at your own risk.
Mistresses of Dull: Barbara Alonso and
Amanda Fairchild.
(With apologies to
Dirty Sherlock Secrets)
“Dull, mundane, bland.” -
Paint Drying Gazette
"So tedious it made me drop my needles" –
Knitting Today
“Zero-rated excitement. Safe for the over-80s or the dead.” -
Mary Whitehouse
“Not bad.” -
Arthur Shappy, MJN Air