Does John tinkering in his shed turn you on?
Is your boat floated by the idea of Sherlock putting his socks in order?

THEN WELCOME TO THE DULL-O-DROME!

This is THE place for your NO HOLDS BARRED humdrum, mundane, bland Sherlock fantasies.

Submissions welcome. The more Bland, the better.

NB: Over 18s only. Explicit Blandness.
Continue at your own risk.

Mistresses of Dull:
Barbara Alonso and Amanda Fairchild.

(With apologies to Dirty Sherlock Secrets)




“Dull, mundane, bland.” - Paint Drying Gazette

"So tedious it made me drop my needles" – Knitting Today

“Zero-rated excitement. Safe for the over-80s or the dead.” - Mary Whitehouse

“Not bad.” - Arthur Shappy, MJN Air

A touch of bland for your Friday. 

BENEDICTA II: RETURN OF THE STILETTOS. Will she stamp them to death with her shoes? Will she strangle them with her pashmina? Or will she beat them to death with her handbag? FIND OUT IN MAY AT A CINEMA NEAR YOU.

P.S. Thanks to Diane for the idea! Forgot to add it yesterday…snuck this post in while at work yesterday :D

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